GameCubeAs we’re gearing up to move in the very near future, I’m attempting to simplify my digital life by shedding weight wherever possible. Because of this, I’ve decided to replace our separate TiVo and DVD players with a combination DVD recorder and TiVo (I may think TiVo’s days are numbered, but I’m going to enjoy it while it lasts). To finance this consolidation, I’ve decided to sell off a few key parts of my collection. I’m going to sell off my uberhacked TiVo as soon as the new one arrives (and is set up to my satisfaction), but for now I’m selling two things: my copy of Snatcher for Sega CD, and my GameCube. Snatcher is up for sale on eBay, and I’m selling that because it’s worth a lot of money, and I doubt I’ll ever play it again. The GameCube is up for sale on Shackifieds.

I’m selling my GameCube for one simple reason: I don’t play the thing. Since buying the system several years ago, there have been only two decent games for the platform: Ikaruga and Soul Calibur II. As much as I like those two, they’re really not that good, and there’s absolutely nothing on the horizon for GameCube that interests me in the slightest.


These days, I’m no fan of Nintendo, and I make no attempt to hide that. I think Nintendo is making themselves too niche oriented for their own good, and they seem to be getting less and less relevant to the industry at-large with each passing year. Am I saying that the company is going to go under? No, I definitely am not. But the DS is everything I hate about Nintendo right now. It’s a novelty, one that is kind of cool for about five minutes, but eventually gets tiresome. I don’t doubt that Nintendo’s going to make money on the thing (they already have), but I’ll be surprised if anyone but Nintendo’s own development studios manages to take advantage of the hardware.


I wanted to like the GameCube, really I did. But every game that came out was a disappointment to me. Metroid Prime was good but lifeless (no dialogue == suck). Mario Sunshine was a big let down. Zelda…well, I’ve never liked the series, so I can’t say I was disappointed there. The only game I regret never getting to play is Paper Mario 2, but even that doesn’t interest me enough to hang onto the system. I’m sure it’s fun and all, but I always have Mario & Luigi for GBA.


Sadly, the future prospects for the system don’t appeal to me either. Advance Wars was the one I had high hopes for, but they managed to screw that up by making it a third person action game. Resident Evil 4 should be pretty good, but I’m just burnt out on that whole genre (and if I change my mind, there’s always the PS2 port). As for the new Zelda, it certainly looks less grating than the last one, but somehow I don’t expect the gameplay to change much at all.


So will the GBA be the last Nintendo system I own? Quite possibly. SPOnG is hardly a reliable source, but this rumor (which didn’t come directly from them) suggests that Nintendo’s next home system will have a non-traditional interface. Considering Nintendo’s recent statements about gaming in general, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this turned out to be the case. Since non-traditional interfaces do nothing but send me running in the opposite direction, I don’t have much confidence in Nintendo’s ability to make a game or system that appeals to me anymore.