I’ve been playing City of Heroes for a few days now, and so far it’s been an enjoyable, if somewhat underwhelming experience. As I mentioned the other day, my character is The Homunculus, a name and description I picked well before I ever actually played the game. I’m starting to regret that decision. Oh don’t get me wrong, the concept of a hand-to-hand fighter with a huge chest, forehead and shoulders but who’s only three feet tall still makes me chuckle to no end (admittedly, I have a strange sense of humor), but the game is capable of generating a wide variety of heroes, and it’s really fun to just play around with the character generator. Take a look at Zinn the Amish Avenger (“his people can’t fight back…but he will!“) or the Crimson Druid (battle cry: “for stonehenge!“). And those I whipped up on the spot just now. It’s that much fun to play with the character generator. But aside from the aesthetic dullness of my choice of character, there’s the larger issue of the fact that he just doesn’t have any really cool powers. Basically all he does is punch and slash with his wimpy, Wolverine-light claws. He does those things quite well (I’m at level 8 now, so he’d better!) but I’m getting kinda bored doing the same attacks over and over again. Particularly when they’re such comparatively lame ones.


So I think tonight I’m going to create a new character, one that can do something a little more exciting. Maybe I’ll make a female character this time…something like, I don’t know…the Flaming Queen (“she’ll burn your balls off!”).


…on second thought, I think I’ll come up with something a little more down to earth. Maybe I’ll recreate a Marvel character so I can help with that lawsuit.