Ladies and gentlemen, the apocalypse is truly upon us. For real this time.
Vanilla Ice has cracked the top 100 on iTunes. Granted, this is a top 100 that includes classics like “Baby Got Back” (#84), that creepy song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (#38) and Journey’s timeless classic “Don’t Stop Believin” (#20), but Vanilla Ice? I fear for humanity. And more than usual this time.