Courtesy of Kotaku, I give you this year’s scariest movie:
That’s right, the tag-line is actually, “Can Christmas be spared?” Ugh. Shoot me now.
The IMDB lists it, so it’s probably a real movie. All I know about Elf Bowling is that the GBA version is one of the lowest rated games in GameSpot’s history and that it’s creepy as all hell. I intend to avoid this movie at all costs. Also I won’t slow down if I see it in the street.