Care of the Internet Movie Database, I give you the plot to Jack and Diane, the upcoming movie starring Juno co-stars Ellen Page and Olivia Thirlby:
Jack and Diane, two teenage girls, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.
Wait, what?